FUCK IT IM IMMORTAL
This has been a PSA
funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
- i'm going to kill god
- i'm going to delete my blog
- i'm going to explode
- i'm going to blow up this entire website
- i'm going to become the joker
- this is going to be my villain origin story
feel free to add on
THIS ONE WINS
oh you know
What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?
How is he his brother and biological father please
dave is his genetic offspring but was adopted as a little brother rather than a son. all things considered, it's one of the less convoluted aspects of homestuck's family tree
LESS CONVOLUTED?
don't worry about it 🙂
relevant to this blog i think
I like to think i’m allowed to be proud of this
Bowl identification:
East Fork soup bowl in either Eggshell or Panna Cotta, featuring the brass flatware available on their website; Lucky Charms.
did you just... know this??
USPS was completely self-sustaining until 2006, when Congress inexplicably began requiring it to pre-fund retirement health benefits for all of its eligible employees and retirees, 75 years in advance. This unprecedented requirement cost USPS more than $5 billion per year for 16 years ... which is almost exactly the amount they were in debt.
And still, USPS maintains First Class mail delivery to every household in the country within 5 days for less than a dollar. No private carrier comes close to their price point (which USPS actually doesn't control), and many of them actually use USPS as their "last mile" carrier in rural areas where it's too costly for them to operate.
There's often a post on here where there's a joke in it, right, and ska is part of the joke post. And that's fun and I like that we do that occasionally. But you guys are actually listening to ska as well, right? Tell me you're listening to ska.
I'm not asking. Listen to ska. Gun emoji.
Ordinary Life by We Are The Union
BAD OPERATION by BAD OPERATION
Take A Picture by Popes Of Chillitown
Gonna say something that will definitely get screen capped and used to doxx me someday but like having a fetish isn’t. It isn’t evil. You know? People have fetishes. It’s part of the human condition. You’re not a serial killer just because you’re unusually and offputtingly hype about women’s shoes. Thought crime isn’t real and it especially shouldn’t be applied to fetishes. Every human brain is a diy project built by unlicensed electricians.
I didn't realise it was pointing up and was falling onto the camera I thought the printer was leaping at me
pov: you just asked someone to toss you your keys
